Episode 3

This week the gruesome twosome debate the nutritional value of Miley Cyrus's face, scowl at people who don't iron their shirts and get thoroughly confused about politics in Egypt.

Episode 2

This week, Calum's xx-year-old Asian girl makes a return, a SPECIAL GUEST STAR gets interviewed, and the pair consider the merits of Carrie-Anne Moss's face.

Episode 1

Here comes the inaugural podcast from the festering minds of Calum and John. Listen in astonishment as we take you through a playthrough of Radiohead's OK Computer that you'll quickly forget. Marvel as we struggle to play even the most basic of guitar chords. Laugh until you cry at our attempts at humour, you might want to just skip to the crying.

This week's guest is Bill who'll be telling us what he thought of Mogwai's gig in Aberdeen.